Naked Ned's Misadventures - Clinic

Naked Ned's Misadventures
By Dein Freundin

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**** Even-though this story can stand alone...Please read Naked Ned's Misadventures - Camping First****


Naked Ned's Misadventures

Clinic Mishap - Part 1



Ned made it back to his dorm without incident, after his camping trip. He did have a slight constant itch in his groin region though. He thought it was just from not being able to take a decent shower for a couple of days. But, when he made it down to the communal showers, he noticed that his testicles were all red and somewhat more swollen then usual. Plus he saw what looked like little red bumps covering over half of his massively long penis. It was itching something awful. Every time he began to scratch his balls and shaft, he could feel his penis starting to come to life. "You got to be kidding me", he thought.

He tried to use some anti-bacterial soap in hopes that would get rid of whatever it was that was causing the itching. He rubbed some anti-itching cream all over privates, but it was no use. The itching was just getting worse and worse. The itching was causing him great discomfort. The only thing that seemed to help was, for him not to wear any clothes below and keep his dorm room as cold as possible. Luckily he had the room to himself this semester, so there was no problem for him to prance around in the buff. Until....A couple of days later, he received an e-mail notification from the university , that he will be getting a roommate in a couple of days. One called "Abe Müller". Hmmm...."Müller",

Ned thought, "must be some German or other European, with that "ü" in his name."
He figured he better get his itching problem under control before his new roommate shows up and thinks he's some kind of perv that likes to strut his stuff.

Nothing that he did, seemed to have helped to get rid of the infernal burning and itching. He was getting concerned that this might be something more serious. Ned was beginning to get worried that it could be some kind of STD.

He called the clinic on campus and they informed him, there was no way he could get an appointment to see the doctor for at least a week. The nurse informed him, he could always go to the walk-in clinic adjacent to the local mall in town. Ned knew about it. It was one of these 2-3 room sterile offices that was open to the public, for minor things like colds, cuts, sprains and such. He drove down there that afternoon.

Classes were not to resume for a couple of weeks, neither was his Sports training, so he figured he should be able to cure whatever was causing him this discomfort. Before school officially got started.

Ned always hated going to the doctors, mainly because of his abnormally large appendage. Even though these people were supposed to be professionals, on more than one occasion, they made comments and, Ned was not totally certain but, the nurses seemed to manhandle him inappropriately. But he guessed that came with the territory.

Walking through the Mall toward the Clinic, he was surprised at how many people were actually shopping that day.
He was worried that the place would be packed and that he would be forced to wait all day. Approaching the giant glass doors of the Clinic, Ned was happy to see that there was nobody seated in the waiting area. He walked up to the reception desk and asked the beautiful receptionist there, if he could have someone look at a problem that he had? Unbeknownst to Ned, the receptionist was also the nurse. Her uniform had her name embroidered on it and Ned read it as Monique. He thought, that was a very lovely name. She handed him a form to fill out with his medical insurance information and what it was that he was there to have taken care of.

He filled everything out, and when he got to "Medical issue", he paused and put down, "Unknown rash on testicle and penis". It was the only thing that made sense. He was hoping that it was nothing more than that. After he handed back the clipboard with the form on it, Ned observed Monique's reaction when she got to the "issue" at hand. She looked up from the form, turned to Ned, looked him over and gave a little smile. He returned a small, nervous smile. Monique thought if this was for real or if it was just another college fraternity prank. It certainly wouldn't be her first. She led Ned to the first examination room, adjacent to the waiting room. She told Ned to go ahead, get undressed and to put on the paper robe that was folded on the table.

Ned nervously asked, "Everything?"
Monigue, figuring that this was some kind of joke, wanted to totally humiliate this hot young stud and told him, "Yes, that way if we need to do any further examinations, there would be nothing in the way" and promptly left the room.
Ned began to disrobe, placing his clothes on the only chair in the room. When he got down to his boxer's, he hesitated. His mind began to wonder....about the receptionist. Her smooth shoulder length black hair. Her tight thigh length nurse's uniform, which had a couple of buttons open revealing a nice cleavage. She looked a little bit like Sandra Bullock. Quite sexy. Ned could feel the blood filling his member. He was starting to get a slight erec..."wait!?!?...Nurse's uniform...was she the one going to check him out. No...no...no...This can't be happening!" He didn't see any other person there. Hopefully there was some old male doctor in an office. "One of the other doors must have been an office?", he thought.

After he had put on the paper gown and tied it behind his back, he noticed that it barely covered his still slightly engorged penis. He could feel cool air blowing on his warm inflamed testis. It kind of felt good. The thought of and "Old doctor dude" had temporarily halted the inflation of his dick..."whew!"

There was a knock on the door and Monique stepped in. "Sorry it took so long, but I just had a lady show up with her young daughter, who is running a fever. The other offices are being remodeled, so this is the only room available. I'd like to start with your vitals, if you don't mind?"

Mind???, Nat thought, as he could once again feel something move below. He nodded and was trying to think about little puppies, Sports teams..."yes, Football teams. Dallas Cowboys are doing well this year." He's always been a Dallas fan. "They always had those hot cheerleaders, with those short, short, shorts and those tops...that barely held in those huge tits, like those on Monique....OMFG...What am I doing??", he thought.

The nurse snapped him out of it by taking his hand and leading him out in the small hallway next to the waiting room. Ned couldn't help but look at the lady sitting in there. She was an attractive younger mother and seated next to her was a young teenage girl. The girl appeared to be asleep. But her mother, who's head was at crotch level with Ned, was looking straight at, what seemed to her to be this young man's penis, moving around under his gown. But that couldn't be?, she thought, because that would mean it would have to be at least...? Nah...she chuckled to herself.

Monigue lead Ned down the the end of the Hall, where there was one of those old fashioned scales with the sliding balance weights to get your weight and measurements. She had him stand on it, facing the wall and stepped behind him. She stood on her toes and moved the weights over his shoulder until she got his accurate weight. Ned could feel her breast on his back. At times it seemed that her bust was opening the back of his gown, but that was impossible, he thought.

Monique then had Ned turn around and stand up straight so she could get his height. When he did this he could see right down her dress. He was able to see the inside of both of her ample breasts which also showed no sign of any tan line. Ned began to imagine Monique laying out on the beach with nothing on, and remembered his encounter on the beach just last week. Oh oh!! With all those images floating around in his head, his dick started to really come to life. Ned picked up his head, so he wouldn't be looking at the nurse's golden globes and saw the lady leaning around the corner to get a better look at Ned.

After the measurements were complete, she ordered Ned back into the examination room. Ned led the way. He could feel that the tip of his penis was sticking out from under the gown. The paper of the gown was rubbing on the tip of his penis, coming in constant contact with his foreskin. Sending tingles all the way up his shaft to his balls. Monique was walking behind her patient and was enjoying the view of his tight ass, as his gown opened with every step he took.

As Ned neared the waiting room, he could see the lady seated there was looking right at his crotch. Her eyes became real big and she never even blinked. She couldn't believe her eyes. She saw, what was apparently the foreskin covered cock of a dick that must have been over a foot long. She licked her lips and smiled to herself.

Ned entered the room and was surprised when Monique pushed the chair with his belongings, out in the hall. She went to retrieve her chair from behind her desk. He turned around to see the mother and daughter staring at his totally tented gown. Monique reentered the exam room, shut the door and told Ned to go ahead and sit on the table. She did get a glimpse of what was obviously some kind of dildo attached to this young mans groin region.

"I'll show him", she thought.
She began taking his pulse & blood pressure and was not surprised that it was a little on the high side. It usually is when these frat boys are nervous about trying to pull one on "The cute nurse".
After that, Monique let Ned know it was time to take his temperature. He opened his mouth.
She said, "Ah...No. I need to take your temp with a rectal thermometer. We have these new digital ones, which are super accurate. If you would be so kind as to get on your hands and knees on the table, we can begin."

Ned never heard about a digital rectal thermometer, but was not about to argue. When he turned around and started to kneal on the table, Monique was greeted with what was a surprisingly huge penis. It was not a dildo or a fake anything. It was a real, real huge cock. "Oh my! Is that what your problem is?", she asked.
"No, I have this rash all over my penis as well as my balls", he answered.
"I can see that now. I'm so sorry for you. It must be quite painful. I'll see what I can do to you...I mean for you", she replied.

Monique put on some surgical gloves, opened a tube of lube, spread it on her index finger and proceeded to lube Ned's very tight butt hole. "Relax young man, It will go a lot easier if you don't tense up so much."
"I'm trying, but I know what's about to come next", Ned let her know.
She lubed up the thermometer and slowly began pushing it into Ned's rear. It was about six inches long, but no thicker than pencil. There was not much discomfort to Ned, in fact, it kind of felt good, he thought.

In the other room, was the sound of a phone ringing. Monique told Ned, she'd be right back. That she was going to switch the phone over to an answering service and went to stepped out to her desk, but taking another look at the cock and balls that were hanging between this young guys legs. She had never seen any male patients penis actually touch the paper of the exam table while he was in a kneeling position. This was a first for her. As she left the room, she forgot to close the door. Ned could see that there was a light coming in from were the door was and looked over his shoulder to see two wide-eyed females looking at his balls and what appeared to be a horse dick hanging between a mans legs. He could not move, for fear of breaking the apparatus in his rectum. Ned didn't think it could get anymore embarrassing, until he saw that the teenage girl had a cell phone in her hand. Did she just take his picture??? He was not certain.

Then there was a beep and a strong vibration in his ass. The vibration hit his prostate which caused him to almost fall off the table. Monique ran back into the room and saw Ned sweating and breathing very hard. She slowly pulled out the instrument which was still vibrating on it's way out. The whole time it was sending jolts of electricity aimed at Ned's prostate. Within seconds, Ned could feel an orgasm building and just as the nurse removed the intruder from his backside, with an audible "Plop", he erupted, shooting streams of cum all over the table. Covering his legs, the paper and the floor as well.

"I'm so sorry Ned, really I am. This machine has a habit of doing that from time to time", she said apologetically.
Ned found it hard to speak, but it wasn't painful, far from it. He had a huge smile on his face and in fact began to laugh a little, until he looked at the door and spotted the two females standing, staring in disbelief. The mother asked if, "there was anything she could do to help?"

Monique cursed to herself, for not closing the door, but let her know she had everything under control. Just as she closed the door, Ned noticed that the girl still had her cell phone in hand. He could feel his face turning red, thinking that this young girl might have just taken a picture or worse a video of what had just happened.



Part 2



It was hard to tell just who was more embarrassed, Monique or Ned.  She apologized for not being there when the thermometer went off and for not closing the door.  Ned new what it felt like to be embarrassed and could tell the young nurse, she appeared to be only a little older than him, was genuine about her feelings.  Monique asked him to remove the paper gown, because it was also splattered with his jism.  Ned obliged her.  When she saw her patient standing there, with his semi rigid pecker, she began to stare at it.  Under the pretense of examining this unbelievably huge cock, Monique put on some fresh rubber gloves, grabbed some gauze and began to clean his thighs and continued till she reached the tip of his penis.

"You know, you have been very blessed with what you have here", she said, gently pulling back his foreskin.  This caused his dick to twitch a little.  Ned let out a low moan.  "All clean now", Ned heard here say, still a little weak in the knees from the orgasm he just suffered.....Suffered???...Really???
Is it possible to "Suffer" an orgasm he thought.  With his foreskin retracted, his ultra sensitive cock head could feel Monique's breath on it.  His dick was slowly coming back to life.  The young nurse was somewhat impressed by this young studs recovery time.  She took a penlight in her mouth and continued to investigate Ned's rash.  She began to lift his dick, pulling it this way and that.  Asking Ned if he could please hold it up against his belly, so she could take a closer look at his enormous testicles.

She asked her patient, if his "testicles were always this large?"
He replied, "Yes ma'am.  But my scrotum seems to be a little more thicker than normal and is very itchy...All the time!"
Monique thought to herself, "Normal! Geez, nothing about this kid is normal", she chuckled to herself.
She rolled his nuts around within his sack.
As Ned looked down at this beautiful creature playing with his balls, he could again see right down her unbuttoned top.  He could make out the sides of a lacy bra and wondered what her tits looked like in it?  When he looked at her face, he could see her lips puckered around the penlight in her mouth.  It looked like she was sucking on a small penis.  Hell, next to Ned's cock, ALL dicks looked small.  Ned could feel his pecker getting harder the more he thought and looked at Monique's physique.  He was holding it against his abdomen.  When flaccid it would reach his belly-button, but since it was almost at full staff, it was already at the base of his sternum.  This did not go unnoticed by Monique.

She could easily tell, it was just a bad case of poison ivy, which could easily be cured with a simple corticosteroid shot and some antihistamines.  Along with some OTC creams.   But she wanted to see this patient some more, maybe get to know him on a more personal level.  "If that was at all possible?  I mean how much more personal can I get with him?  I've held his dick, played with his balls and watched him have one hell-of-an orgasm", she thought to herself.

Meanwhile out in the waiting room.

Sandy turned to her mom and asked, "Did you see that, mom?  I mean his...and that...and Oh my God!  He came all over the..."
"Shhh, Hun.  And yes I did", she answered.  "Did you really capture all that with your new camera phone?"
Giggling, Sandy nodded.
She was going to forward it to some of her friends, when an evil thought entered her mind.
The RN had placed the chair with the guys clothes on it, out in the hallway.  Only feet from her and her mom.  She looked at her mother and put her index  finger to her lips.
She quietly walked over to the chair, picked up the neatly folded clothes and placed them in the nearby rubbish container.  Both her and her mom laughed, wondering what will happen later?

Back in the examination room.

Monique pushed a button on the wall.  Ned thought nothing of it.
She let Ned know that she was going to get the Pharmacist for a second opinion.  She handed Ned another gown and informed him that a cleaning crew member will be here shortly to straighten up the mess, as she walked out of the room.  This time remembering to close the door behind her to give the young man some much needed privacy.

As she walked toward the pharmacy, to get her friend that worked there, she passed the Janitor and informed her, that there is a patient in room #1, the room that needed to be serviced, "So be sure to knock first."  The little old Latino woman just smiled and nodded yes.  Monique wondered to herself, just how much did she really understand and walked away humming to herself.

When she arrived at the Pharmacy, she proceeded to tell her friend, Jan, about this unbelievably hung male patient she had at the clinic and for her to come back with her to give a "second opinion".  She let her know what the problem was and was just going to give him a shot and for her to bring some Caladryl® lotion in a prescription bottle.  Jan called her friend "Evil", but laughed and said she will be down there shortly.

Carmen nodded a greeting towards the two women seated in the waiting room and proceeded to open Examination room 1.  She just caught a glimpse of a mans bare backside when she opened the door as the patient had just finished putting on a hospital gown.  She smiled at the nervous looking young man and quietly began picking up the crumpled paper gown on the floor and the protective covering off the exam table.  She also cleaned up the mysterious spots on the floor.  As she was scrubbing the stains, she looked up at the patient.  Ned just turned his head away in embarrassment.  After she was finished with the room, she continued cleaning the rest of the office.  Sandy looked on in horror, but bemusement as Carmen emptied the trash can that had seconds before held poor Ned's street clothes. Her mother was speechless.

Soon after the janitor was finished with the clinic, Monique and Jan entered the office.  Monique apologized for the delay and told Sandy and her mother that they "will be helped shortly."
"No hurry", Sandy smiled.

Monique and Jan walked into the exam room.  Ned was visibly concerned.  Not only was Monique a vision to behold, this second lady looked like she just stepped out of the pages of Playboy.  Ned wondered, "Are there no ugly women in this college town?"  Then smiled a greeting to Jan.
The nurse let Ned know that the pharmacist had some prescription strength lotion that is sure to help and that she was going to give him a steroid shot in his backside.  "But please be so kind as to let Jan inspect the problem area for herself."
He hesitated.
Jan told Ned, "Not to worry.  No need to be embarrassed, I've seen plenty of young men naked.  Beside being a Pharmacist, I'm also a LNP."

Ned thought to himself, "Famous last words of every woman that was about to see him naked for the first time."
So he slowly began to lift his gown.  when he had the bottom of the gown up around his waist, he looked at Jan's expression.  Her eyes were as big as quarters.  She looked over at Monique and asked, "Is that for real?....I mean I have never seen a....ah....ahh...rash that was that advanced.  I think you should give this patient that shot right away and I'll show you how to apply this cream."
Monique proceeded to give Ned his shot.  Jan put on some surgical gloves and squeezed some of the lotion into her fingers.
"First be sure to apply some small amount on your shaft.  It might be easier if your were erect", Jan ordered.
Ned stood up straight and tall, with his shoulders back.
Both the ladies in the room laughed.  "No...No...I mean if 'You' were erect", Jan said, pointing at Ned's massive dick.

Ned was about to stroke his cock, but Jan slapped his hand away.  "You can't touch it with unclean hands.  That's probably how it spread so bad all over your groin region.  Monique!  Go ahead and put on some gloves and get this boy hard."
Monique put on some gloves and obligingly took Ned giant cock into her dainty hands.  She tried to get her thumb and finger to encircle his dick, but barely managed.  While she slowly began to stroke it back and forth, Ned's member started to expand in the nurses hand.  Monique no longer was able to hold her patient's penis with just one hand.  She started to use both hands.  To her it seemed as if she was putting on a pair of nylons.  Ned's skin was radiating heat from the rash.  His veins began to grow, causing ridges all up and down his shaft.  She looked up into Ned's eyes and could see that he was in between pleasure and pain.  It was a glorious sight.  Men get so weak when a woman jacks him off, she thought.  She smiled.  Ned smiled back.

In a matter of minutes, before the two women was a cock that clearly was over a foot long.  Jan began to slowly squeeze her thighs together and was beginning to breathe a little harder.  This did not go unnoticed by the other two in the room.  Monique let go of Ned's dick and coughed, causing Jan to snap back to reality.
"Huh...OK...Let's proceed again, shall we?.  It's best if you either have someone else do this or wear some gloves when you apply this cream."  Jan began to smear streams of lotion along the top of Ned's elongated member.  She placed some more of the creamy lotion into her palm and proceeded to cup Ned's testicles.  She rubbed the lotion thoroughly into his scrotum, causing him some slight discomfort.  She didn't linger there too long.  Jan then took both her hands and slowly, lovingly began smearing the "prescription" lotion all along the massive cock.  She couldn't believe what she was doing.  She knew what her and her friend were doing was wrong, but she couldn't help herself.  She just wanted to continue stroking it....stroking it...stroking it.

Ned's breathing got a bit heavy.  His pulse raced.  He was on the verge of another orgasm.  He pleaded with Jan to please stop or he was going to erupt again.  Jan stopped just in time.  She apologized to Monique and Ned for losing control.  Taking off her gloves, threw them in the basket and promptly left the room.  Ned was still panting, "That was close.  A few more strokes and you would've had to call back that cleaning lady."
Monique chuckled.  Took off her gloves and went out in the hall to retrieve Ned's clothes.  She spotted the empty chair and looked at the ladies waiting.  "Did you see what happened to the clothes that where on this chair?"

Sandy informed her that they think they saw the janitor place them in a trash bag and tie it off.
The girls mother told the nurse, "You know dearie, we can come back another day.  There is no real emergency, and you look like you will have your hands full (chuckling to herself at those words), explaining to that young man, what happened to his clothes.  We wish you luck."

Oh! No! thought Monique, as she reentered the exam room.  "Ah....Ned....I hate to tell you this, but I do believe that your clothes have been accidentally tossed in the incinerator."
"What!!", Ned screamed back.  "What do you mean?  What am I going to do?  How am I going to get home?  I can't go home naked!"

"I know!!  I can take you home.  The other patients left, so I can close up and drive you back to your dorm.  What do you say Ned?"

Ned saw no way out of his predicament, so he agreed.  Still wearing the hospital paper gown and Monique following closely behind him, They made their way out of the Mall into the parking lot.  With many people, old and young alike, pointing  and staring at Ned, some taking pictures.  His face turned crimson with embarrassment.  He thought there was no way this could get any worse.  That was until Monique said...."Now where did I park my car?"

"Ok...It could get worse!", Ned said to himself.....(Ka Boom....the air cracked with thunder, the sky opened up and buckets of rain came pouring down)...."Much worse!!!"



Clinic Mishap - Part 3 (End)



Monique felt sorry for poor Ned.  His paper gown was getting totally soaked.  The wetter it got, the more transparent it became.  A fact that did not go unnoticed by her, Ned and some of the people running towards their cars or into the Mall.  Some even stopped just to take a double take.  A few even took out their camera phones trying to get a snapshot for verification of what they thought they saw.  As the two neared Monique's car, Ned was surprised it was not a car, but a Jeep.  There were no doors on it, just a soft top roof.  As he tried to get into the passenger seat, his gown turned into a heap of shredded mush and just peeled off his muscular body.  It was difficult for Monique to hold her in her emotions and she just smiled and chuckled at the young man in her care.

She was only a few years older than Ned, but she was beginning to feel something for him.  He was very handsome, very athletic, and very well endow.....
"Excuse me!" said Ned, interrupting Monique's train of thought.  "You think we might get a move on.  I am totally naked here and people are really staring at me."
"Oh sorry love, of course. I was just admiring your body.  You are one great looking guy.  Your wife or girlfriend must be very proud to have nabbed you???"  Looking into his eyes for a reaction or clue.
"I don't have either of those right now", he answered.  "Seems like women just like to play with my....ah...emotions."
"That's not all they want to play with", she thought to herself, but actually said it out loud.  "OMG!...I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to say that."
They both did a little nervous laugh thing.

Monique started her Jeep and quickly left the parking lot.  The rain was cold and hit Ned all over his right side of his body.  The drops were huge and felt like little rocks against his naked skin.  He tried to lean to his left as far as he could and was actually pushing against Monique's upper body.
"I'm so sorry, Ned.  The door's are at my apartment's storage unit.  If you want I can drive over there and get them, or would you rather I drive you back to your....???....???"
"Oh yes, it would help if I told you where I live.  Wouldn't it?", he said.  "Just drive to the campus I live in the Freshman dorm.  That's the first one on the right as you enter the campus."

The rain started to fall a lot harder and Ned was starting to feel a chill, even in the middle of the summer.  He started getting goose-bumps all over his body.  Monique reached over with her right hand and began rubbing his muscular arm. "Wow, what big arms you have."
"All the better to hold you with", he answered jokingly.
She laughed.

She had such a wonderful smile, Ned thought, and an adorable sweet laugh.  That just caused him to melt around her.  He actually felt very comfortable near her.  Almost forgetting he was naked in the presence of a total stranger.
She started to rub his thighs.  Trying to warm up her patient.  "Wow, what big thighs you have!"
"All the better to.....I have no idea."
They both laughed out loud.  There was electricity in the air...and it wasn't from the storm.
Monique kept her eyes on the road ahead, but started to move her hand toward Ned's humongous cock.  It was starting to twitch and began to fill with blood.  He watched her hand nervously, but did not push it away.

When her finger nails made contact with his foreskin, his penis jumped a full four inches.  His goose-bumps were starting fade.  As his dick flopped back down from it's spasm, Monique's hand was upturned and caught his skin covered gland in the palm of her hand.  She massaged it in her hand.  It felt like a huge plum.  She slowly moved her hand along the underside of his cock.  Even though he was a little cold, she could feel the heat radiating from his massive shaft.

Ned moaned softly.  "Please don't stop", he pleaded.  It was a good thing she was driving in the slow lane.  No automobiles passing by, were able to see what she was doing.  Ned's dick just kept on growing and growing.  Monique could feel the veins all along his giant dick.

"Those bastards are the size of pencils", she thought to herself.  "That meant that he was in great shape...duh!", she continued to manipulate his organ.  She had to let go of his dick a few times to downshift her Jeep and then put it back into high gear.  This was causing Ned much discomfort.  It was actually teasing him to no end.  But Her hand always returned, and he was in seventh heaven.  She was actually getting him on the verge of one of his earth shattering orgasms.  It was also having one hell of an effect on her as well.  She could feel her pussy lips becoming engorged.  She could feel her love button grow in length, to the point it was sticking out of it's protective hood.  It was brushing up against her panties.  The vibration of the Jeep along with the rhythmic cuts on the highway, was having a very pleasurable effect on her as well.

All of a sudden there was a loud BRRRR......BRRRR....BRRRR...BRRRR as she had veered onto the safety grooves on the shoulder.
 
"OMG...", She let go of Ned dick and grabbed the steering wheel with both hands and got her vehicles back under control.  Both her and Ned were on the brink of having a simultaneous orgasm and almost crashed as a result.  "I'm sorry Ned, I became a little distracted back there.  We almost went as we came. (hehehe). You might have to finish 'THAT' by yourself hun."

Ned was beyond caring.  He had to cum!.  So he continued stroking his shaft with one hand and rubbing his skin covered glands with the other.
Monique continued to drive, but was also keeping her eyes on what Ned was doing.  She had never seen a guy masturbating before.  Normally they always wanted her to do all the work.  So this was a nice change.  Ned began to retract his foreskin over his head, then cover it again.  Doing this over and over again.  Monique was transfixed on his shinning purple head as it came into view, then covered, then uncovered.  She could see gobs of pre-cum all over the tip of his dick.  Flowing down his shaft.  Covering both of Ned's hands.  Leaking down and covering his huge balls.  Ned took his hand, that was playing with his tip, lowered it to his nut sack.  He was slowly massaging his balls while continuing to stroke his dick with his other hand.

BEEEEEP!!!!Screech!!!BEEEEP

Monique looked up and saw she was drifting into the left lane and in front of her was a traffic jam.  She turned her wheel sharply to the right.  Hit the brakes, grabbed for the stick shift nob, to downshift quickly....but instead had a very firm hold of Ned exposed cock head.  Her fingernails dug into his sensitive skin around his tip and it was too much for him to take.  Streams of cum shot out of his head, through Monique's fingers.  Jism hit her dashboard, window, everywhere.  Her radio, glove box, speedometer...Everything.  Her legs, her feet, his legs, his feet...EVERYWHERE!!
She continued to shift her "Stick shift"....trying to find fourth, third, second....fourth, third, second.
"What the Hell...It won't....!!", then she realized it wasn't "Her" stick she had a hold of.  She managed to stay on the shoulder.....BRRRR....BRRRR....

She continued on the shoulder for a bit and got off the next exit.  Her heart was pounding a hundred beats per second.  Ned was as white as his spunk.
Monique finally let go of the "Stick shift" in her hand and was able to get her Jeep under control.  Continuing on the service drive.  She looked at the mess all over the front of her vehicle and then in her hand.  Ned watched to see what she would do next.  He was afraid she was going to explode and go off on him like that Ranger lady from his camping trip.  But instead he watched as she started to smear his cum between her finger and thumb.  She was feeling the sliminess and yet the thickness of his sperm on her hand.  Monique brought here fingers to her nose and sniffed Ned's love juice.  He couldn't stop staring at her actions.  Then she began licking the tips of her fingers.  Monique thought it had a very nice texture, a pleasant aroma. It had a mild saltiness to it, as she licked her fingers.  She continued to lick between her fingers, then sucked the cum off of all her fingers and started to lick her palm clean.  Savoring the salty sweetness of it all.  She looked over at Ned, who was staring at her mouth, her tongue, her pearly white teeth, her little button of a nose, her long dark eyelashes, her deep brown eyes....."I think I love you Monique"

"To be honest Ned, I think I feel the same way about you.  But I don't really know you...maybe we can get to know each other better."
Both laughed at that comment.  "You know what I mean Ned."  She smeared the rest of her right hand on Ned's shoulder and arm.

As they neared his dorm, the rain began to subside.
Now there was another predicament for Ned.  Just how was he going to get back in his room.  His wallet with his key card was gone.  He would have to get another from the RA of the Dorm.  He knew there was one on the main level but never really met her.  He really didn't want to meet her now...like this.
He asked Monique if she could get him a temporary Pass key so that he wouldn't need to see her in his present state.  She agreed.
She parked away from the front door hoping Ned would not be discovered and went inside to find the Residential Adviser.

After a few minutes, Monique returned with a grim look on her face.  She informed Ned, that since she was not a student and/or resident of the dorm , she could not get a key card.  Ned needed to get it and then prove who he was to her.  He did have a school ID in his room.  But he couldn't walk through the co-ed dorm, in his present attire, to the RA's office.  Monique came up with an idea.  Ned watched as she slowly began taking off her panties from under her uniform.  They looked like a guys "Tighty Whities".
"There's no way I can fit into those", he said.
"We'll never know if don't try", she replied.
"True".  Ned took them from her, got out of the Jeep and began to step into them.  He was pleasantly surprised at how they stretched.  "Quite elastic."
"Yes, I like them.  They're made of some kind of spandex blend.  They move as you do.  So they're really comfortable to wear all day." Monique smiled.

As Ned got everything packed inside, he had to place his huge dick between his legs and up in his butt crack, he felt a wet spot on her panties right in the middle of the cotton panel....Was that from the rain or from her?, he thought.  That thought alone started getting his dick to stir.
"No....No...No...", he said.
"What's wrong, Hun?", she asked.
"It's just that these panties leave nothing to the imagination", he countered quickly.
"Well, I'm sorry.  That's the best I can do.  Don't forget, I'm naked under my dress as well...Think How I feel?"
"I know you are, and I am, and that's not helping me any.  If you know what I mean?  Ok, Let's get this over with", Ned said.

He did get some looks from the students.  Most just thought it was some dude in a creepy Speedo, and why was he with that "Hot" nurse?
Susan the RA, was checking out the weird bulge the guy in the Speedo was packing.  It was kind of like he had stuffed a sock down his briefs.  "What a loser", she thought. "Hi, I'm Suzanne, Suzy for short.  I don't recognize you, so I will have to escort you into your room."
"Of course, I understand.  I can show you my student ID card, when we get to my room", Ned replied.

As they walked, Ned led the way.  Suzy followed behind, checking out his backside.  "What hell does he have between his legs?  He's got a great body though and a very tight ass", she thought to herself.  She looked back at the nurse and gave her a quizzical look.  Monique just shrugged her shoulders and smiled, holding her dress down with her hands as they walked.

Suzy let the two individuals into the room and after Ned proved who he was, Suzy turned to leave. Letting Ned know that he can pick up a replacement Room Key card at the front desk.  "See you two later.  Have fun", she said as she closed the door behind her.
"Well that went pretty well, Don't you think so Ned?"  Monique asked.  "Uhmm, do you think I can get my panties back?"
"Sure", He peeled them off.  As he stepped out of them, he pulled his penis out from between his legs and began rubbing it. Bringing it back to life.  It wasn't used to being packed so tightly.  He had always worn boxers.  So that everything hung more freely and relaxed.  Monique was about to put her panties back on, when she realized it might not be a good thing to do.  After all she didn't want to get the itchies that Ned has.

She packed them instead into her purse.  As Ned stood naked in front of her, she took out the anti-itch lotion and a pair of rubber gloves.
"I think I should put another treatment of cream on you.  I bet the rain washed the old stuff all off."  She made Ned go wash himself at the shower down the hall.  She thought about joining him, but decided against it.  Instead she went to the ladies room to wash her hands.  They both returned to his room and Monique started to apply the lotion onto Ned's penis as it became more engorged with each touch.

Just as Monique was finishing up, the door opened and in walked a very tall slender red-head.  She was wearing a plaid shirt, totally unbuttoned, but tied in a knot just under a set of bra-less tits that were the size cantaloupes.  She had a dangling cross pierced in her belly-button.  She was wearing the smallest pair of Daisy-dukes, either Ned or Monique had ever seen.  You could make out a very well defined camel-toe between her long very tanned legs.

"Hallooo", with a heavy German accent, she said as she took off her back-back and dropping it and a duffle-bag onto the floor.  In the process of letting the back-pack roll off her shoulders, her left breast popped out.  Showing a very solid, no tan line, wondrous, also pierced mammary.
The young girl stopped, looked at a massive boner, attached to a magnificent male torso, poking straight out at a kneeling nurse, that was clearly not wearing any underwear, because of the full moon that had greeted her.  "My name ist Abè Müller und I sink I am's goink to like it here...ja...ja"

Ned's penis began to bob up and down very rapidly.
Monique stood up, looked at Ned's twitching cock and gave both this plastic Barbie doll..."Abé" and Ned a dirty look.

"Now what?", he thought to himself.